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Crayon Rings
So, I just tried to look up crayons on the internets. Are they really made of paraffin wax? (Yes) How many standard Crayola colours are there? (133) Why do they present such a choking hazard? (They don't, why are you asking?) Are they racist? (Not any more - Indian Red, Prussian Blue and Flesh have all been ‘retired') And you know what I found out? About this innocent little chunk of crafty cuteness? Google ‘crayon', and this is what comes up in the Wikipedia entry: "A crayon is something some people have sex with.
Chocolate Bean
Cocoa has been bedding the masses for centuries. Its innocent and devilish properties soothe sleepyheads and melting hearts. Both are possible at the Chocolate Bean. The tiny cafe is a cosy truffle, trapping sumptuous scents and sights in its sweet centre.
Here, curled-up lovers cross forks, fighting over the last bite of death by chocolate cake.
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