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Crayon Rings

Article published 25th Nov 09
Product: Accessories
Theft: Theft is inevitable: Buy two
Crayon Rings Goods
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So, I just tried to look up crayons on the internets. Are they really made of paraffin wax? (Yes) How many standard Crayola colours are there? (133) Why do they present such a choking hazard? (They don't, why are you asking?) Are they racist? (Not any more - Indian Red, Prussian Blue and Flesh have all been ‘retired') And you know what I found out? About this innocent little chunk of crafty cuteness? Google ‘crayon', and this is what comes up in the Wikipedia entry: "A crayon is something some people have sex with.

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Chocolate Bean

Article published 4th Oct 09
Venue: Chocolate
Meal: All day, some days
Chocolate Bean EatDrink
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Cocoa has been bedding the masses for centuries. Its innocent and devilish properties soothe sleepyheads and melting hearts. Both are possible at the Chocolate Bean. The tiny cafe is a cosy truffle, trapping sumptuous scents and sights in its sweet centre.

Here, curled-up lovers cross forks, fighting over the last bite of death by chocolate cake.

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